-students filling out a college questionnaire-
Student #1: Dude, I'm so going to go to UCLA.
Student #2: How do you know that they're going to accept you?
Student #1: That's such a stupid question. How could they NOT accept me? Look at me: I'm the smartest, the best, the most handsome. My GPA could KILL yours. I've visited the school, I talked to its representatives. I know that school inside and out, from every brick in its walls, man.
Student #2: You know the bricks because your head is made of them.
Student #1: What? Why?
Student #2: Because it's pretty darn obvious you can't spell "Los Angeles" correctly on that form of yours.
UCLA
