-teacher announces test scores to those who want it after an exam-
Twin #1: Hey, do I have a good grade?
Teacher: You got the same grade as your twin; do you guys want it?
Twin #2: Not really.
Student: I bet they violated the Honor Code.
Teacher: I don't think so. To cheat off Twin #2 is like trying to steal money from the poorhouse.
Stealing money from the poorhouse
