Economics class lecture...
Teacher: Induction. It's going from facts to theory. Can anyone give me an example of induction?
[Student #1 raises hand]
Student #1: You get all straight A's throughout high school. Therefore, you must be Asian.
(class laughs)
Teacher: Okay... yes, can anyone give me another example of induction?
[Student #2 raises hand]
Student #2: You were born in China. Therefore you must be a communist.
(class laughs)
Teacher: [pauses for a second to think] Can anyone give me an example of induction... WITHOUT any Asians?
(class laughter)
Asian Inductions?
