Pig

Teacher: So back to the women's rights movemnet...

Male Student: Wanna hear a joke?

Teacher: Okay.

Male Student: Womens rights!

Teacher: Wow...just wow. No more remarks like that from you.

Female Student: Yea!

Male Student (a few minutes later): Why can't women drive?

Teacher: Oh no...

Male Student: Because there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.

(Female students become agitated)

Teacher: If I were you, I would flee to Mexico and change my name to Paquito.