Teacher: So back to the women's rights movemnet...
Male Student: Wanna hear a joke?
Teacher: Okay.
Male Student: Womens rights!
Teacher: Wow...just wow. No more remarks like that from you.
Female Student: Yea!
Male Student (a few minutes later): Why can't women drive?
Teacher: Oh no...
Male Student: Because there is no road between the bedroom and the kitchen.
(Female students become agitated)
Teacher: If I were you, I would flee to Mexico and change my name to Paquito.