Corn Coroners

Doing math homework, teacher asks a student about what they want to be when they grow up...


Student 1: I want to become a coroner when I grow up!


Teacher: (surprised) Really? Thats cool...


Student 2: (interupts) Coroner? Isn't that like someone who cuts corn or something?

Tripping

Teacher hands out a test


Boy: Are you trippin?!??!

Teacher: Yes, I do trip a lot...