Student 1: Kobe Bryant is a GOD!
Student 2: Like the Jesus of Basketball!
Student 1: I know seriously, if I was gay I would want him like, sooooooo bad.
If I were gay...
Wahoo's
Teacher: Okay so I was at Wahoo's with a friend when someone came up behind me, gave me a hug, and kissed me on the cheek.
Student: Who, your mom?
Damaged
Student 1: You know that new "Damaged" song by Danity Kane?
Student 2: Ya, I LOVE it!
Student 1: Me too, (begins singing) "...can you fix my H-E-R-A-T..."
Student 2: Whats a HERAT?
Student 1: Heart! That's what I said, H-E-R-A-T.
Notes
Student 1: I'm so glad we were allowed to have notes on the test.
Student 2: We were allowed notes on the test?!
Teacher: You didn't hear?
Student 2: No.
Student 1: Didn't you see everyone with their notes out?
Student 2: Yeah, but I thought all you guys were cheating.
Parlez-vous Francais?
Student 1: Qu'avez-vous fait pendant le week-end?
Student 2: Who did I do over the weekend?
Student 1: Nooo, what did you do?
Braces
Teacher: Okay what's the answer?
Student: The main character starts out…
Student starts slobbering while saying the answer
Class: Ewwww!
Student: Sorry, I haven't got the hang of this whole braces thing yet.
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