(male) Student: Hey, teacher can I get your number?
Teacher: What?! Why?
Student: Because, aren't we going to hangout?
Teacher: WE? Whose WE? Only you.
Student-teacher hang out over the summer
2nd week of reading assignments in AP English 4
Teacher: Ok, so you guys should be done with your second book or long book by tommorow?
Student 1: (whispers) Hey, how far are you in your book?
Student 2: (also whispers) Pg. 90. How bout you?
Student 1: Me too. Wait how long is this book?
Student 2: Around 400 pages.
Student 1: Great. Kill me now.
Student 2: Its ok. Just read the whole day.
Student 1: Easy for you to say, I have a concert tonight.
Time Travel in Pyshics
Student: Hey teacher, you want to know how you can time travel?
Teacher: Not this again...
Student: No seriously, I figured it out
Teacher: Fine how?
Student: You know how when you are really bored, time goes by really slow. Well, if you shut yourself up in a closet and bore yourself to death, time will stop and I'll be able to see you yesterday. isn't that Awesome!
Teacher: Oh my gosh. wow.
Student: Hey you want to do it with me?
Teacher: Yeah right, you try it first then I'll see
Coach's wise words
Coach: It's okay to have squeeze and butt in the same sentence as long as you're not doing it.
The old spanish joke...
Student 1: Hey, what do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you?
Student2: I have no clue...
Student1: NA-ChO CHEESE! buhahahaha
Student2: teeheehehe
What's to be funny about?
Student 1: I need someone to say something funny so I can overhear it. Say something funny!
Student 2: No you say something funny
Student 1: That wasn't very funny but it's going up anyway... You better laugh!
The asian language
Student1: Oh, can you say something in asian...I mean Korean?
Student 2: In asian? Oh wow, you are very culturally insensitive.
Low comedy
Teacher: Can someone give me an example of low comedy?
Boy 1: Southpark.
Teacher: No, I don't think it --
Boy 1: Yes, actually. It's low comedy.
Boy 2: Hey; it's smarter than you'll ever be.
Buff and manly
Teacher: Does anyone have any questions?
Boy: How do I become buff and manly like you?
Teacher: You know, some things are just not possible. You can set your sights high, but don't set them too high.
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