Did you take my pants?

Boy: Hey do know who took my pants?
Girl: -pauses- I did. What kind of question is that?
Boy: Damn it, it's a serious one.
Girl: Who takes pants again?
Boy: You do.
Girl: Riight

High Maintenance

Girl: I'm soo high maintenance.

Teacher: You're high maintenance? I'm so low maintenance. I wouldn't expect my boyfriend to buy me anything expensive.

Boy: You're my kind of girl!

Insulting

Girl #1 (to Girl #2): It's not even like I insulted her! I just said she was ugly!

Spicy Goodness

Student #1: Here, you can have the rest of the raspberry sauce.

Student #2: Ahh! It's spicy!

Student #1: It's spicy? O.o

Student #2: Yes! So spicy... but so good...I want MORE!

Easy as Easy

Student #1: Hey, did you finish your homework?

Student #2: Well, I did the easy problems because they were easy.

Brownies for breakfast

Student 1: I'm not so sure about eating this cookie. I already had a brownie for breakfast, and I might get sick.

Student 2: You had a brownie for breakfast? You're so lucky. My parents starve me so I'll die, and they won't have to pay for my college.

A's?

Teacher (mumbling): Just use your mind! Be happy, get A's!

Student 1: Gets AIDS?

Teacher: Yeaaaa, go get a fatal disease.

Student 2: I thought he said get blazed...

Anal-yze

Student 1, pointing to white board: Wait, what's the difference between those questions? Aren't they pretty much asking the same thing about the story?

Student 2: Yeah. It's pretty nit-picky. You know, there's a reason that "analyze" starts with "anal."

Student 3: Because it's so in-depth?

Bonfire

Boy: Hey, what did you do this weekend?

Girl: I went to the beach for a bonfire, and we ran out of wood, so my friend lit a surfboard on fire.

Toto

Student: Wait, I still don't understand this problem...

Teacher: You simply plug in the given number into the function.

Student: O_o?

Teacher: It's the exact same type of problem as the one we just did except you substitute with variables instead of actual numbers. Helloo... we're not in Kansas anymore Toto!

Porky Pig

Student #1: I thought pork was made from cows.

Student #2: ...They're made from pigs...

Student #1: Oh...OH! Porky Pig! It makes sense now! Hahaha :D

Student #1: Oh, good lord...